Now that I'm far from the place I'm used to calling home, once ignored aspects of daily life take on greater importance. Like religion.
With essay deadlines staring me in my face and the daunting task of having to eat food I cook myself, it should come as little surprise that I find the need to call on favours from higher powers.
But finding a temple I'm comfortable with has turned out to be harder than finding god.
My latest religious misadventure -
Ramanavami celebration at
ISKON London.
They promised a festive feast and I can shamelessly admit that I went because more than my piety was piqued.
The temple is in
Soho. In an area known for hight-street fashion, gay bars and fun options for nights/ evenings-out. We've all been here before on a different kind of pilgrimage, but it's not exactly what I'd call a 'spiritual atmosphere.'
The 'temple' seems little more than a room up a narrow stairwell, above the organisation-run vegetarian restaurant.
The hall had no ventilation and no emergency exit that I was immediately aware of, a fact that worried me greatly as the prayers of the faithful got more vigourous as the evening went on.
(For a better picture, watch a Beatles documentary or
read this entry.)
I was momentarily distracted from making sure none of the dancers stepped on my feet when I spotted a pierced and longhaired rocker with his electric guitar and spiked jacket turn up as well.
I try not to be judgemental; I don't intend to sermonise about how anyone else follows their religion, I myself love the ISKON temple back in Bangalore and I quite readily embrace their approach to religion. I chant Hare Krishna. The people were probably there, as the Hare Krishna man said, to get rid of their miseries, and who's to say that their chosen means of doing that is right or wrong.
But there seemed something fundamentally wrong with pundits serving
prasada in dirty socks.
Any place of worship has to be holy and I didn't feel that here.
It's not holy when food isn't cleared off the floor before serving the next set of famished believers (?), when tuneless prayers are screamed out at random, different ones at different parts of the room, at the same time, when waiting-room entertainment is a cartoon Ramayan, and the cloak room/ shoe stand area is also where you dump the unconsumed food.
It was surreal and rather hilarious. It seemed like I'd stepped into a confused mix of cultures and generations (didn't the Maharishis and the Gurus die when disco took over from Flower Power and rock-and-roll?) and just plain confused people.
As a friend and I prepared to make a quick exit, we overheard: "Hare Krishna. I'm stepping out to Starbucks for some herbal tea."
Either this place is the ultimate confluence of free religion, or the most messed up Hindu temple ever. Or was I the confused one?